Wednesday, September 20, 2006
I thought for sure you were going to say emo kids.
I have an uncontrollable need to rant and rave, and no one will listen to me because I have no social skills and I am vaguely unsanitary, and I never have anything nice to say but refuse to say nothing at all.
I work nights, because I am a "minimal interaction with other people" kind of guy, and it's best for all concerned. I am astonishingly average-looking, to the point where people often think they might know me, but they do not. If I were as smart, attractive, interesting, and useful as I think I am, I would be the king of the multiverse.