Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Your Opinions Matter to Us!
How's my driving? To report unsafe, illegal, or discourteous driving, call Passive Aggressive Van Lines at 1-800-642-3879* extension 56737 and ask for William W. Johnson (not William H Johnson!) or Loretta Keane, Monday through Friday, 9AM - 3PM Central Time, excluding holidays. The number of this truck is K3547MH17-A445. Oh, and by the way, if you talk to William, speak up, he's a bit deaf. Have a nice day!
* Check your phone's keypad - see it? The number spells out 1-800- nicetry and the extension is "loser". As always, I have entertained myself immensely.
From all of us at Livingjetlag Intergalactic Headquarters, Happy Various Parents' Days and Memorial Day Season. Stay cool (and groovy).
Your Humblest and Most Devoted Servant,